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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

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Feeling good about this new phone. In other news, I’m super poor and I wouldn’t have been able to get it without my grandmother and get off paying for it. Oops.

In more news, I might have to get my wisdom teeth out and I can’t pay for that either. Ugh.

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thecutestofthecute:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

who could deny that face seriously

thecutestofthecute:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

who could deny that face seriously

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despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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onthesideoftheotters:

aces-and-anime:

basedheisenberg:

"All media should start having trigger warnings for graphic or upsetting content."

You mean like these:

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reblogging because I didn’t know these

are you serious theres people who dont know this

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all-i-taught-her-was-everything:

lancrebitch:

raksolnikov:

parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering

i  don’t think parents have Tumblr 

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sengawolf:

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero


dude

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sengawolf:

kingcheddarxvii:

this upsets me

are you all fecking kidding me right now

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chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

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